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Who Arrrreee Y-O-U?? 6 Steps to Finding Out.

You ask a girl in college who she is and she’ll be able to tell you. She’ll also be able to tell you who she’ll be in the future. Odds are if you find that same girl ten plus years later, she won’t be...

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Suburban Findings: 6 Who Are You Steps.

The follow up to  Who Arrrreee Y-O-U?? 6 Steps to Finding Out.  The suburban scientific findings to what happens when the six “who are you” steps are applied to the common crazy lady. First a brief...

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Strip Club Manager.

Add Strip Club Manager to my resume. That’s right. I’ve been spending my days basically working in a topless bar of miniature people. I thought I had heard it all and seen it all as our days of butts...

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Slim*FAST

A can of Slim-Fast. The image is like a cow brand on my brand and memory. From my earliest memories I can vividly see the logo, smell the contents and feel the smooth label. No, I wasn’t drinking it...

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I’m Not Your Babysitter

All three of my kids participate in a soccer program. I chose the program based on the fact that all three, though divided into separate age groups, would be playing at the same time frame. This not...

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Can I borrow a quarter?

I was just commenting to my friends that my twins had never slept a night in our bed since they were teeny-tiny babies. Be careful what you put out into the universe … The screaming traveled up the...

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The Jig Was Up

The jig was up … Someone that I love very much has called me out on a problem that I have come to recognize as a lifestyle. A lifestyle I deemed as a success, that I gave many names and adjectives to...

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Don’t Wear Khaki …

Living in the dark and light of life and finding the miracle in each. It’s about embracing those dark days and those dirty honest moments with the faith that there is light, faith and a divine plan in...

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The Choice to Drown or Breathe

Living in fear and panic is not the answer. When we are under the waters of life such mindframe and actions fueled by dark feelings only fill our lungs with muddy waters rather than the fresh breath...

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Human Butterfly

What’s in a butterfly?  Transformation, one vulnerable yet powerful creature taking refuge and time in their own delicately crafted home. Protected and nurtured from the outside world, the caterpillar...

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